SCP-001

 ———————!!!!!WARNING!!!!!——————— 

—————BY ORDER OF THE O5 COUNCIL—————

The file you have requested is protected by a defensive visually congnitohazardous image (DVCI) with 100% lethality. If you are not inoculated against this DVCI, death will be instant upon viewing this image. The following clearance levels are required for inoculation against this image:

-Level-04/001

-Level-04/2000

-Level-04/005-INT

-Level-05

-Level-05/3000

-Level-05/Alpha-1

If you do not meet these qualifications, instant death will result from the viewing of this DVCI. This terminal will become inoperable, and a security team will be dispatched to retrieve your remains.

INPUT SECURITY CLEARANCE CODE BELOW:
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COGNITOHAZARD: IF ONCE UPON A RHYME, SING ME LIKE A DIME. EAT IT IN OUR HOUSE, LEAVE NONE FOR THE MOUSE.

DVCI ACTIVATED. CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS DETECTED. RETRIEVING FILE.

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