SCP-504

Description
SCP-504 is the designation given to an anomalous variant of the common tomato plant. Whenever a poorly made joke is said, any nearby tomato will fire at the perpetrator, usually resulting in injury or death.

IN-GAME
SCP-504 can be found in Zone 1, in a room just off from the main intersection. When clicked on, a chat bubble stating a random joke appears above the player. After several clicks, the player will die.

ADDENDUM A
One (1) growing plant of SCP-504 has been moved to SCPF Area 51, and is contained in Zone 1.

ADDENUM B
SCP-504 testing log. All tests were supervised by Dr. Light.

All test records are to use the following format:

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TEST NUMBER: 504-1

DATE: [REDACTED]

SUBJECT: D-[REDACTED]

LINE: “Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool otamus?”

RESULTS: No change in velocity.

NOTES: “It appears SCP-504 has a certain ‘taste’ in jokes. This might indicate sentience. I hope not.” -Dr. Light

”Very little reaction for such a pathetic joke.” -Dr. Blast

TEST NUMBER: 504-2

DATE: [REDACTED]

SUBJECT: D-[REDACTED]

LINE: “I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.”

RESULTS: Tomato clocked [REDACTED] mph. Subject suffered a broken nose.

NOTES: “Pretty much what we expected.” -Dr. Light

TEST NUMBER: 504-3

DATE: [REDACTED]

SUBJECT: D-[REDACTED]

LINE: “Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.”

RESULTS: Tomato clocked [REDACTED]. Subject rendered unconscious.

NOTES: “SCP-504 really packed a wallop. We need to be careful with this thing.” -Dr. Light

TEST NUMBER: 504-4

DATE: [REDACTED]

SUBJECT: D-[REDACTED]

LINE: “Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a mama, a papa, and a junior. Junior tomato starts to lag behind, so papa tomato smooshes him, and says ‘catch-up’.”

RESULTS: Tomato broke the sound barrier. Subject terminated.

NOTES: “Owch.” -Dr. Light

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ADDENDUM C
Incident Report 504-A.

On [REDACTED], in the cafeteria at Site-19, tomato slices were being served as part of the day’s lunch menu. Just after lunch began, multiple tomato slices began autonomously flying through the air, resulting in [REDACTED] injuries. Two security guards opened fire in panic, resulting in [REDACTED] further casualties, including [REDACTED] deaths.

An investigation confirmed that the sliced tomatoes were from SCP-504 specimens, triggered by Research Assistant Alexis Clementine’s comment: “I might be a little picky, but these slices really make the cut.”

Attempts to determine the culprit behind this breach of containment are ongoing. No disciplinary action has been taken against Research Assistant Clementine or the two security guards. Tomatoes are no longer included as part of the cafeteria menus.